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Posted By: jhunjhunwala on June 9, 2009
*Worst jokes possible** *
*1 )what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wondering how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR **
=================================================== **
2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..**
=====================================================**
3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
.........sita with ravan **
=================================================== **
4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
.Aaila!!!!! kisine mera pocket maar liya **
=================================================== **
5) an elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their
marrigeguess y??
they gave a solid reason**Ladke k daant bahar hain** **
===================================================== **
6) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina **
=====================================================
7) 3+ 3 =8** **
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?!!
Are** **
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!** **
=====================================================
1) Smoking** **
2) Drinking** **
3) Charas** **
4) Ganja
5) Chicken** **
6) Mutton
7) Oily food** **
8) Masala** **
9) Sleep & obesity** **
10) Pollution** **
= Heart Attack** **
Matlab
scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
=====================================================
What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
think
think** **
think
think** **
think** **
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
=====================================================
Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
...** **
...** **
.** **
...
okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"
=====================================================
ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
=========================================
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
'** **Come**' **palakrishnan.
=====================================================
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
:-(** **
Guess why ?** **
because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
=====================================================
ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gayato kaise bahar
nikalega???????
........
........** **
think
....** **
think....
......** **
......** **
......** **
.......
.......** **
.......** **
.......
geela ho ke nikalega......** **
=====================================================
ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......
Sweets.... nopes
salt...... nopes
think
*
*
think** **
are yaar** **
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......
=====================================================
whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
.** **
.
.** **
.** **
.** **
.** **
former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
=====================================================
Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?
think......** **
............
...........** **
............** **
...........** **
...........** **
...........** **
............
...........** **
............** **
...........** **
...........** **
...........** **
............** **
socho socho** **
...........
...........
............** **
...........** **
...........** **
...........** **
............
...........** **
...........
...........
the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !! *
*1 )what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wondering how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR **
=================================================== **
2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..**
=====================================================**
3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
.........sita with ravan **
=================================================== **
4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
.Aaila!!!!! kisine mera pocket maar liya **
=================================================== **
5) an elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their
marrigeguess y??
they gave a solid reason**Ladke k daant bahar hain** **
===================================================== **
6) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina **
=====================================================
7) 3+ 3 =8** **
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?!!
Are** **
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!** **
=====================================================
1) Smoking** **
2) Drinking** **
3) Charas** **
4) Ganja
5) Chicken** **
6) Mutton
7) Oily food** **
8) Masala** **
9) Sleep & obesity** **
10) Pollution** **
= Heart Attack** **
Matlab
scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
=====================================================
What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
think
think** **
think
think** **
think** **
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
=====================================================
Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
...** **
...** **
.** **
...
okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"
=====================================================
ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
=========================================
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
'** **Come**' **palakrishnan.
=====================================================
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
:-(** **
Guess why ?** **
because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
=====================================================
ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gayato kaise bahar
nikalega???????
........
........** **
think
....** **
think....
......** **
......** **
......** **
.......
.......** **
.......** **
.......
geela ho ke nikalega......** **
=====================================================
ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......
Sweets.... nopes
salt...... nopes
think
*
*
think** **
are yaar** **
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......
=====================================================
whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
.** **
.
.** **
.** **
.** **
.** **
former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
=====================================================
Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?
think......** **
............
...........** **
............** **
...........** **
...........** **
...........** **
............
...........** **
............** **
...........** **
...........** **
...........** **
............** **
socho socho** **
...........
...........
............** **
...........** **
...........** **
...........** **
............
...........** **
...........
...........
the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !! *
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